thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

sovietunions:

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

  • Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
  • Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
  • Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
  • Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
  • Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
  • Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
  • fvming:

    People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

    (Source: fvming)