imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.
ok that will be 1.39
uh can I get a bag too please?
*gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving):
DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with